My husband's witty observations

"People in commercials depict certain behaviors that would result in domestic violence in any other context."
Definitely. Like where the wife gets a re-fi on their house and spending the money on a vacation... as a surprise to him.
Or the more recent one where she mocks his decision on their tax return software. I really want to make a very inappropriate "box" remark, but will refrain.

When I checked our home page and was told that tonight's ER was a rerun with Dr. Greene, he started. "Isn't he dead?" Yes, the character was killed off some time ago. "It must be a zombie episode. Can't you see it? 'What should we do, Doc?' 'Braaains...' It would be great!"
Yes, I still watch ER years after it jumped the shark. I've told you I'm a creature of habit, right?