Ah, homonyms...
"Who got you this ring, Mama?"
"Daddy. It's called an 'engagement ring.' It was his way of asking me to marry him."
"What is this gem in it?"
"It's a diamond. Bigger than half a carat--it's five-eighths."
"Carrots are bigger."
Labels: Dear husband, humor, kids
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I love the things kids say! So cute!
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