Fun with Amazon's datamining

Our recent orders have included:
Rikki Tikki Tavi/Yankee Doodle Cricket, White Seal/Cricket in Times Square, and The Hobbit on DVD
The Greenleaf Guide to Pharaohs of Ancient Egypt, Famous Men of Greece, and Children's Homer
Reliance of the Traveler, by Ahmad ibn Naqib al-Misri
Four of Mike Venezia's Getting to Know the World's Greatest Artists: Michaelangelo, Leonardo, Botticelli, and El Greco
The Surprising Life of a Medieval Empire, by Judith Herrin

We're expecting the next recommendations to be something like, "We recommend Haldol by the turkey baster. The only reason we have the stones to say this is because we know they have your house surrounded."
That or we'll hear about their system crashing...