From the Chevy No-va files...

Dior has a perfume called "j'adore." I found myself laughing at their new commercial for it, where it sounds more like "je dors." Why is that funny, you ask?
J'adore means "I love, I adore."
Je dors means "I'm sleeping." Generally, a less romantic sentiment, n'est-ce pas?

Yep. And Coca-cola brings your ancestors back from the dead. Oops, I mean Coke adds life.