"Uphill, both ways!"

"Do you know how many games I got to play on the computer when I was young? When I was three?"
"No, Mom..."
"None. Zip, zilch, zero, NONE. I had to wait until I was ten. So you're done with the computer. Go outside and play."

I didn't add, "And it was text only! No cute graphics or educational content! It was before the Commodore-64, even!"

Never mind that home computers were a myth at the time, and "educational software" didn't exist either. That's best kept between adults.