My little McLaughlin group

"Crunchy!"
"Creamy!"
"Crunchy!"
"Creamy!"
"Crunchy!"
"Creamy!"

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"No television until chores are done, Rachel."
"Why?"

"No more goldfish, Rachel. Daddy's on his way home with pizza."
"Why?"

"It's time to come in, Rachel. Stay in the house."
"Why?"

"We got ice cream yesterday, Rachel. We're not getting any today."
"Why?"

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"She's coloring in my picture! Take her chalk away!"

"She's playing the game wrong!"
"Madeleine, you're playing Hot Wheels. The cars are sentient and talking. You're ALL playing the game wrong."

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And I was staving off a migraine.