News of the weird

I can be completely normal for only so long, and then the Weird just kind of takes over. So enjoy. And um... not all of these links are PG. I'm just sayin'.

1. For those who thought Moon Unit Zappa or Soleil Moon-Frye got the short end of the stick

2. Dale's tried this with Lucy, but he's pretty sure they said "No! Too fatty!" Er... yum?

3. Paging Dr. Kinison, or maybe Michael Moore... who may have more sympathy...

4. For all of your medicinal needs